What was the title of each of their books?
Barry Jones
Pitcher, Pittsburgh Pirates
1987 Topps #494
Topps Fact: He attended Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.
GMT Fact: So, to answer your question, no, he is not as stupid as he looks.
John Butcher
Pitcher, Minnesota Twins
1985 Topps #741
Topps Fact: Attended Yavapai College, Prescott, Arizona.
GMT Fact: Despite the tough sounding name, Butcher is actually a pacifist and refused to participate in any strap matches at Yavapai.
Tony Phillips
Shortstop-Second Baseman, Oakland Athletics
1986 Topps #29.
Topps Fact: First major league Home Run: 4-16-83.
GMT Fact: Lead all AL rookies in Grab-Assing in 1982.
10 comments:
Phillips: How to make the big leagues while still looking like a little leaguer.
Barry Jones: How to give mustache rides like Cousin Lynn
Barry Jones: "How to Nail That Whore, and that one, and that one..."
Jones: Items (Useful and Otherwise) to Store in a Stove Top Hat
Butcher: Mastering the No-Look Signature
Phillips: Everyone's Wearing Yellow Except You.
Barry Jones: "Customize Your '73 Econoline The Major League Way"
John Butcher: "Hair-Feathering Techniques For Non-Gays (NON-Gays... Got That?)"
Tony Phillips: "How To Keep Your Cool When The Photographer Tells You He's A Cop"
Tony, laugh, re: Phillips. Heh.
Barry Jones: How to sneak onto amusement park rides when you don't meet the height requirement.
John Butcher: How to pretend you're a member of Flock of Seagulls.
Tony Phillips: How to get to sign autographs for people by looking like Richard Pryor before the freebasing explosion.
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Barry Jones: Crossword Puzzles; the Silent Killer.
John Butcher:Minnesota Livin'; Cold Nights and Hot Women.
Tony Phillips: I am Me; Living Life Mistaken for a Mustached Gary Coleman.
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