Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

Ooooh sorry. The correct question was, "Who are 1984's three AL active career strikeout leaders, two of which will never be Hall of Famers?"


Bert Blyleven
Pitcher, Cleveland Indians
Don Sutton
Pitcher, Milwaukee Brewers
Jerry Koosman
Pitcher, Chicago White Sox
1984 Topps #716

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Bobby Grich's Specialty

Bob Grich
Second Baseman, California Angels
1984 Topps #315

Topps Fact: Walloped 2 Homers at Kansas City, 6-25-83
GMT Fact: Walloped George Brett and Dan Quisenberry with 2 of his patented "stink palms" following the game.

Eric Rasmussen Needs a Date

Eric Rasmussen hasn't been pulling the tail like he once did. This online dating site profile of the notorious skirt-chaser was passed along to us. He seems like a catch.

Name: Eric Rasmussen

About Me: Ugh, yeah, um, I am a professional ball player, but really I'm just doin' this for the chicks. But, the well's runnin' dry, and I ain't gettin' laid no more.

Turnons: motor oil, circular saws, hunting rifles, cut-offs, pick-ups, the color blue, dry humping

Turnoffs: toothpaste/teeth, clippers

Ideal Date: Huntin' a little possum, nice dinner at Sizzler, back to my hot tub

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Eric Rasmussen
Pitcher, Kansas City Royals
1984 Topps #724

Topps Fact: Eric's debut with the Royals resulted in a masterful 7-hit 4-0 shutout over the Red Sox, Aug. 6, 1983.
GMT Fact: His act of wandering around the clubhouse asking "What is the capitol of Thailand" got real old, real quick among Royal teammates.