Showing posts with label 91 Topps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 91 Topps. Show all posts

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Punch Out!

Ozzie Canseco
Designated Hitter-Outfielder, Oakland Athletics
1991 Topps #162

Topps Fact: Pitched in 52 games as a minor leaguer between 1983-85.
GMT Fact: Heard some Mexican news anchor was knocking Canseco boys on their asses for a paycheck and wants to know where he signs up.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Jack 'em Up

Jerry Don Gleaton
Pitcher, Detroit Tigers
1991 Topps #597

Topps Fact: Jerry Don led AA with .800 Pct. at Buffalo in 1985.
GMT Fact: Jerry's Don's stint in AA was marred by the fact that he refused to acknowledge a power greater than himself. However, an .800 Pct. is quite high considering it was at a Buffalo AA (hence him leading the pack).

GMT Bonus Fact: Laugh if you will, Jerry Don doesn't give a sh*t what you kids say about his pants being halfway up his torso. He happens to like the way his trousers feel wedging up his ass. Got a problem with that? Didn't think so.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

GMT Hall of Fame Inductee: Rance Mulliniks


Today we are honored to induct the first ever member into the Gem Mint Ten Hall of Fame.

It is our pleasure to announce the inclusion of the great Steven Rance Mulliniks into this esteemed institution.

He had the look. He had the name. Most of all, he had the glasses, the mustache and the general awkwardness of an IT guy living in his parents' basement.

When Rance Mulliniks stepped to the plate, kids across America (and Canada) thought to themselves, "If this guy can make it to the Big Leagues, why the hell can't I?"

According to the end-all, be-all Wikipedia, Rance:
  • Batted over .300 three times (1984, 1987 and 1988) and demonstrated great patience at the plate
  • Was named to Sports Illustrated's Dream Team as a utility infielder in 1984.
  • Is the west coast colour commentator for Rogers Sportsnet's Blue Jays coverage, and starting in 2007, he is also a colour commentator alongside Jim Hughson and Jesse Barfield on CBC Sports, broadcasting Blue Jays baseball.
But best of all:

A fielding play where Mulliniks missed the ball was once described as "Rance does a dance, but no chance."

Today, we salute you, Rance. And thank you for the hope and laughs you brought us throughout your career.


Clockwise from Top Left:

  • 1989 Donruss #87
  • 1992 Fleer #337
  • 1989 Fleer #242
  • 1991 Donruss #663
  • 1991 Topps #229
  • 1988 Topps #167