Da Meat is Off Da Hook!

Photographer: "Ok, Dmitri, for this shot just look like a silly bastard. Perfect."

Dmitri Young
Third Baseman, St. Louis Cardinals
1993 Upper Deck #428

Upper Deck Fact: "...scouts believe he can be a Terry Pendleton type when he fully develops."
GMT Fact: Translation: "Fat Third Baseman."

Frick...Frack...And Hack...

Can anyone tell me who these other two jack knobs are or what their shirts should say?

Gary DiSarcina
Shortstop, California Angels
1993 Upper Deck #230

Upper Deck Fact: In honor of retired NBA superstar Larry Bird, DiSarcina changed his uniform number from 11 to 33.
GMT Fact: Larry Bird could give a rats ass. DiSarcina changes numbers more frequently than he does underwear.