Freaking at the Freakers' Ball

Mike Walker
Pitcher, Cleveland Indians
1989 Bowman #77

Bowman Fact: Acq: Via Draft
GMT Fact: If Mike Walker's eyes were any closer together, he'd be a cyclops.


Steve Rosenberg
Pitcher, Chicago White Sox
1990 Donruss #253

Donruss Fact: Signed originally by Yankees out of U. of Florida
GMT Fact: Rosenberg's face is comprised of a NASA-developed space age polymer consiting of Play-Doh and Velvetta.

Ron Robinson
Pitcher, Cincinnati Reds
1990 Score #495

Score Fact: Before his surgery, he had come within one strike of pitching the first perfect game in Reds' history against the Expos.
GMT Fact: During surgery, as a gag, doctors replaced all of Robinson's teeth with baby teeth. They forgot to include bottom teeth.

Bonus GMT Fact: Embarrassed by almost losing a perfect game to Ron Robinson, the Expos decided to hightail out of Montreal in shame. It took a over 15 years, but they got it done.

Terrorism Is No Laughing Matter

...Until you see Jose Oquendo's 1990 Score picture on an FBI most wanted list.

Jose Oquendo
Second Baseman, St. Louis Cardinals
1990 Score #68

Score Fact: In '87, Jose became the first major leaguer to start at seven positions in 59 years.
GMT Fact: When not evading Feds, Jose routinely fills in for Luis Guzman as a token Hispanic film actor in major motion pictures.