Most Likely to Sell Fake Gold Chains to Brian Barber
Shawn Livsey
Shortstop, Houston Astros
1992 Topps #124
Topps Fact: Shawn possesses 6.6. speed in the 60-yard dash.
GMT Fact: Shawn didn't appreciate the nickname the "6-Second Man."
Most Likely to Mow Your Lawn After a Game
Brian BarberPitcher, St. Louis Cardinals
1992 Topps #594
Topps Fact: Brian was winner of the 1991 Gatorade National Player of the Year Award at Dr. Phillips (Orlando) High School.
GMT Fact: In pre-draft questionnaire, listed heroes as Rick Derris and Jason Pruitt.
Most Likely to Bang Brian Barber's Girlfriend While He's Mowing Lawns
Jason PruittPicther, Kansas City Royals
1992 Topps #246
Topps Fact: Last season his highest strikeout total in a game was 19 in a 7-inning contest.
GMT: Always pressured Barber's girlfriend into anal. Never strikes out.
Most Likely to Rob Fake Gold Chains From Brian Barber While He's Mowing Lawns
Greg AnthonyPitcher, San Diego Padres
1992 Topps #336
Topps Fact:He hit 9 Home Runs during career with 23 Doubles, 7 Triples and 76 RBI.
GMT Fact: Greg Anthony was arrested prior to graduation for petty theft and forced to obtain his GED in the county pen. Note the razor wire in his "graduation" picture just before release.
ESPN and Yahoo! hired him to provide NBA commentary.
8 comments:
Wasn't Jason Pruitt the name of the guitar-playing character that sold pumpkins and dated Donna Martin in 90210?
I think it was.
Sorry, babe. It's Ray Pruitt.
You come strong, or don't come at all.
That's what Donna Martin said
Nah, she was on the v-team. F'ing tease. That's why Ray started smackin her around.
That's why the song was called 'How do you talk to an angel'..Ray wanted Donna to know how after he beat her to death....
I remember when he banged the pot-smoking version of Kelly Kapowski, doe. Those sideburns were irresistable,!
What do you tell a Donna Martin with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, Ray Pruit already told her twice.
Valerie.... she was the 90210 bike... everyone got a ride.
Whore.
I was freeked out when I was 12 years old looking at these cards. ( my first complete set by the way )
This set also had draft cards of Manny being Manny and Cliff Floyd being a young promising Ciff Floyd. Both of those things got old. :-)
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